Office


Stuff that has or might or could have gone off in an office near you
– real or imaginary ….
Remember truth is stranger than fiction [and some of this couldn’t be made up]

May 262010
 

From a chum in The Midlands (not that I think geography has anything to do with it!) Subject: COMPULSORY TRAINING PROGRAM – SPECIALIST HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING Dear Employee, In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity [Click Here – You know you want to …]

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Apr 052010
 

Dear Employee, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme will be known [Click Here – You know you want to …]

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Mar 152010
 

Organising an Office Party at Christmas sometimes isn’t as much fun as it should be. Have a look at this Email chain: Company Memo ——————————————————————————- FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 1, 2008 RE: Gala [Click Here – You know you want to …]