Paraprosdokian
From another chum in Cape Town….
Dont be lazy! ……. If you don’t know what it means………Look it up here >>[if no where else]
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
- War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
- Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
- Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
- You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
- If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?