Paraprosdokian

From another chum in Cape Town….

Dont be lazy! ……. If you don’t know what it means………Look it up here >>[if no where else]

• Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
• We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
• War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
• The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
• Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
• A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
• Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
• You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
• If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?